ABOUT

ALYSSA | 17

i like boys, girls, and pigeons

LIKES

click here for a list of my shows, movies, musicians, & ships

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CURRENTLY

WATCHING

bullet orphan black s1 bullet
bullet parks rewatch bullet

READING

Red Dragon by Thomas Harris

WRITING

bullet spn hospital AU bullet
bullet merlin/pac rim au bullet

FIND ME

TWITTER

@Koala_Whisperer

SKYPE

ohmymangum

INSTAGRAM

@mason__verger

REAL LIFE PEOPLE

abbey agnes alex colleen emily juliana
kiley maria rachel sadie zoe


trauntwave:

my goal in life is 2 b patricks guitar

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Jul 24 13:23 ( 3517 )

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

Jul 24 13:12 ( 243622 )

Handwritten Post

1: Write your URL in some writing that you thought were super cool when you were younger. Eg, bubble letters, digital clock letters, letters with lots of embellishments, or letters with smiley faces in them.
2: Write a list of all the countries or states you’ve been to. Write a comment on each of them. Or some, if you can’t be bothered.
3: List your top three statistical Tumblr crushes and draw their icons.
4: Draw a selfie.
5: Name three things you like about yourself.
6: Do you like the climate you live in? What do you like about it or what would you change?
7: What is your current mood? Write and/or draw.
8: Can you tie a bow-tie? A regular tie? If yes, how and when did you learn?
9: Pick something from your immediate surroundings and tell the story behind the item.
10: The last time you noticed you’d put a piece of clothing on incorrectly, i.e. backwards/inside out/etc?
11: What is a typical breakfast for you?
12: How do you take your favorite coffee? Eg strong or weak? Black or with cream/milk and/or sugar/sweetener? Filter, espresso, French press or instant? Hot or iced? Regular or decaf? None of the above?
13: Describe your favorite food. Who makes it?
14: List 5 movies that you love.
15: What is a wanky memory from Tumblr that still makes you blush?
16: What brought you to Tumblr?
17: Have you had any real Tumblr crushes? If you want to keep your mystery, answer with a drawing.
18: Do you prefer to text or call your friends?
19: Write an autograph version of your URL.
20: Pick up the nearest printed material in your first language and copy out a random paragraph.
Jul 24 13:06 ( 51574 )

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

OH MY GOD

this fucking website

Jul 24 13:04 ( 273056 )

kokodokoko:

just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all

Jul 24 12:49 ( 182148 )
Jul 24 12:45 ( 4396 )

frlg:

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thanks

Jul 24 12:42 ( 7678 )

angry-comics:

hello friends!! if you’re going to see welcome to night vale at san diego comic con, they will have these exclusive posters i designed for the event and other super cool merch! this was so fun to draw because i love this scene so much. check it out if you are there have fun ok thank you

Jul 24 12:36 ( 2907 )

kvotheunkvothe:

crowleyslittleminion:

haeinsa:

rylutz:

Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive

indeed

Go home, Thor. You’re drunk.

NAY

Jul 24 12:31 ( 278092 )
tags: #nature

smokewithmirrors:

ICONIC.

Jul 24 12:29 ( 74327 )
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