ABOUT

ALYSSA | 17

i like boys, girls, and pigeons

LIKES

click here for a list of my shows, movies, musicians, & ships

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CURRENTLY

WATCHING

bullet pushing daisies s1 bullet
bullet parks rewatch bullet

READING

Red Dragon by Thomas Harris

WRITING

bullet spn hospital AU bullet
bullet merlin/pac rim au bullet

FIND ME

TWITTER

@Koala_Whisperer

SKYPE

ohmymangum

INSTAGRAM

@mason__verger

REAL LIFE PEOPLE

abbey agnes alex colleen emily juliana
kiley maria rachel sadie zoe


Jul 19 15:50 ( 69900 )

okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

Jul 19 15:20 ( 48317 )

thedisneydiaries:

hopedreamdisney:

gazzymouse:

Someone brought Gaston five dozen eggs.

This is magical.

I just want to know how the security cast member reacted when he saw 5 dozen eggs while performing a routine bag check.
Jul 19 14:20 ( 38263 )

watdawut:

Reality

Jul 18 14:00 ( 292672 )
Jul 17 20:00 ( 180716 )

shota-nuggets:

there’s the gay fishing anime

the gay countries anime

the gay swimming anime

oh and then

the gay flying around in BDSM gear trying not to get eaten by giants who have no reason to eat you but they do anyway anime

Jul 15 19:54 ( 6213 )

morpha:

morpha:

for my next big comedy act i’m going to stand up and read excerpts from the heterosexual awareness month site

"We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world."

Jul 10 23:03 ( 15113 )
tags: #hah
Jul 10 22:16 ( 70109 )
Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women: ...must be tough.
Jul 9 12:30 ( 144082 )
Jul 6 6:20 ( 72388 )
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