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missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

April  22   ( 176674 )   via   /   source   +

obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam:

 Tomorrow’s 4/20….so remember not to take a joint from a guy named Don & smoke it up

April  19   ( 2518 )   via   /   source   +

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

kuuderewolfgirl:

my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”

March  28   ( 81073 )   via   /   source   +

gracelesscas:

what if the finale isnt crowley or abaddon winning the throne

what if its dean

March  27   ( 66166 )   via   /   source   +

generic-steven-moffat-fan:

And if that means you gotta kill us, then kill us!

March  27   ( 842 )   via   /   source   +

meladoodle:

one time we were at a restaurant and my friend secretly did that thing where she loosened the pepper lid so it would all fall on my food, ANYWAY, she splashed a bit of water on me so i went to get revenge by shaking the pepper towards her face and maybe get a little bit on her BUT THE LID CAME OFF AND I COMPLETELY COVERED HER FACE IN PEPPER I FELT SO BAD BUT SHE WAS THE REASON IT HAPPENED

March  27   ( 2182 )   via   /   source   +

When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

notcanonyet:

theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

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WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

DESTIEL = LET’S DIE

March  23   ( 299613 )   via   /   source   +

cassbones:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

THIS TOOK ME A DAY

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