dead poets society changed my life
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks
spn hospital AU
merlin/pacific rim au
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink
Tomorrow’s 4/20….so remember not to take a joint from a guy named Don & smoke it up
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”
what if the finale isnt crowley or abaddon winning the throne
what if its dean
And if that means you gotta kill us, then kill us!
one time we were at a restaurant and my friend secretly did that thing where she loosened the pepper lid so it would all fall on my food, ANYWAY, she splashed a bit of water on me so i went to get revenge by shaking the pepper towards her face and maybe get a little bit on her BUT THE LID CAME OFF AND I COMPLETELY COVERED HER FACE IN PEPPER I FELT SO BAD BUT SHE WAS THE REASON IT HAPPENED
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
DESTIEL = LET’S DIE