ABOUT

ALYSSA | 17

i like boys, girls, and pigeons

LIKES

click here for a list of my shows, movies, musicians, & ships

plant

CURRENTLY

WATCHING

bullet orphan black s1 bullet
bullet parks rewatch bullet

READING

Red Dragon by Thomas Harris

WRITING

bullet spn hospital AU bullet
bullet merlin/pac rim au bullet

FIND ME

TWITTER

@Koala_Whisperer

SKYPE

ohmymangum

INSTAGRAM

@mason__verger

REAL LIFE PEOPLE

abbey agnes alex colleen emily juliana
kiley maria rachel sadie zoe


youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

Jul 30 17:40 ( 263416 )

railroadsoftware:

something interesting that i have noticed: for a native english speaker, such as myself, who has spoken english throughout their entire life and has been completely surrounded by it, it is actually quite an easy language to master  

Jul 30 14:10 ( 1432 )
tags: #hah

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

Jul 30 13:10 ( 112914 )
Jul 24 22:31 ( 38 )
Jul 19 15:50 ( 71356 )

okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

Jul 19 15:20 ( 50610 )

thedisneydiaries:

hopedreamdisney:

gazzymouse:

Someone brought Gaston five dozen eggs.

This is magical.

I just want to know how the security cast member reacted when he saw 5 dozen eggs while performing a routine bag check.
Jul 19 14:20 ( 39599 )

watdawut:

Reality

Jul 18 14:00 ( 304846 )
Jul 17 20:00 ( 182570 )

shota-nuggets:

there’s the gay fishing anime

the gay countries anime

the gay swimming anime

oh and then

the gay flying around in BDSM gear trying not to get eaten by giants who have no reason to eat you but they do anyway anime

Jul 15 19:54 ( 6213 )
HW