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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

kuuderewolfgirl:

my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”

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gracelesscas:

what if the finale isnt crowley or abaddon winning the throne

what if its dean

March  27   ( 65179 )   via   /   source   +

generic-steven-moffat-fan:

And if that means you gotta kill us, then kill us!

March  27   ( 839 )   via   /   source   +

meladoodle:

one time we were at a restaurant and my friend secretly did that thing where she loosened the pepper lid so it would all fall on my food, ANYWAY, she splashed a bit of water on me so i went to get revenge by shaking the pepper towards her face and maybe get a little bit on her BUT THE LID CAME OFF AND I COMPLETELY COVERED HER FACE IN PEPPER I FELT SO BAD BUT SHE WAS THE REASON IT HAPPENED

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When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

notcanonyet:

theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

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WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

DESTIEL = LET’S DIE

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cassbones:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

THIS TOOK ME A DAY

March  16   ( 226562 )   via   /   source   +

hamishwatson:

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ARE YOU SURE ARE YOU F*CKIN SURE

February  2   ( 12265 )   via   /   source   +
dudes: "all men watch porn just get used to it"
dudes: "men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
dudes: "we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
feminists: "rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
dudes: "NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"
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